Best Picture Book Ever.

Extract:
"The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the f**k to sleep. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear You'll go the f**k to sleep. The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the f**k down, my darling, and sleep."

Just don't read it to your kids.

thats a F*****' gud read.